Cockeyed Vinny


Rub your wounds with olive oil, sugar, and smoke. Then, hope it’s not a marinade.

A Little Bit About Me

Vinny can see you when you’re sleeping, from the other side of a field. If you are camping, then he can see your friends too! Someone somewhere, I’m sure of it, once said that Cockeyed Vinny could tell if a dog is lying. Sleight-of-hand makes for nothing new as he observes all of you. Vincent shows that being cockeyed may make us leak out an awkward, nervous laugh at first; but that true vision is never pretty.

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