Granny Clem

Experience the grace of a good ass-kicking in the reflection of a polished gun.

A Little Bit About Me

Granny’s elegant pragmatism can surgically hit you on an earlobe with a planet. She could even jump down your throat while sitting in a chair, or just shoot you from that same chair. Clementine McCoy became the mirror we all should look into on occasion, if for no other reason than to see if we have food in our teeth—as well as being unsightly, it is a waste of good nutrients.