Colonel Jalapeno Hatch

Have you ever wondered how to best solve a problem?

A Little Bit About Me

Colonel will show you how the single minded determination that wraps him like a coat of grease is his most valuable implement of resolution. He stands as a pinprick to a dreaming public that reminds us all we are still alive. He reveals to us the true pay-off of pure focus, even in the face of oncoming traffic.

It also helps to be immortal and carry a large hammer.

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